hey! i'm paula and i'm way too obsessed with middle aged women.. especially with sarah paulson.
also i am hella gay!
  • kaltspiegel:

    Sönke und ich haben uns vor einiger Zeit zusammengefunden und schon wieder eine bekloppte, improvisierte Hannibal Synchro gemacht!

  • kaltspiegel:

    Notizen die ich mir mitten in der Nacht mache und unglaublich lustig finde und ne halbe Stunde im Dunkeln drüber lache.

  • Unknown English Teacher (via memewhore)

    How can we start a retirement plan

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  • "You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics."
  • onlylolgifs:

    My Pet The Giant Snail

    (via kaltspiegel)

  • dkmissanya:


    Sending a big “FU” to the corporate side of the fashion industry.

    As an increasingly successful fashion blogger, I have been targeted by several brands, large & small, one of which is quite a large corporation.
    Because I am undermining a very important part of their money making system.

    Today, the fashion industry is split in half.
    You have Women’s fashion & Men’s fashion.
    You will find designers here and there who produce androgynous designs but for the most part, the industry (brands & corporate companies) want designers who either design Men’s wear or Women’s wear, and follow a very gendered structure. Everything from the tailoring to the materials has to be specific to the binary boy/girl gender system.
    This is why you can’t find feminine style’s of clothing tailored for the average males body type in any department store, thus creating a “mens” & “women’s” division.

    Every time I modify the clothing I buy in department stores to fit my body type and then model it for people to see, not only am I inspiring people to step out of the box with their fashion choices, but I am merging two markets into one.
    Why is this bad for corporations?
    More markets equal more advertising and marketing opportunities which ultimately leads to more sales and more profit.

    When I successfully inspire people to be less mindful about if they look like a girl or a boy, ultimately I am inspiring them to go against the gendered market system that brands and clothing companies make so much money off of.

    I have received several hateful emails, discouraging my efforts as a fashion blogger. I was even asked by a large corporate clothing company to STOP buying their clothing and modifying it to fit my body type. They stated that by doing so, and sharing it with my audience that I was creating the illusion that gender did not exist, and that I am leading a bad example for society. …



    FUCK YOU, to any clothing brand, company & corporation who’s got a problem with who I am, what I believe in & how I express myself.

    -Elliott Alexzander

    This is just so important! Gendered clothing is such bullshit and I want more people to realize!!!

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  • kaltspiegel:

    Süßi schreibt mir Zettelchen, aaaw “Coue cjoei |.” Wie lieb^^

    (via quietschehamburger)

  • kaltspiegel:

    Ein Gespräch das ich vor einiger Zeit beim Zugfahren mithören durfte. Das wär in Textform nicht so gut rübergekommen, darum hab ich das mal in Audioform inszeniert!

    (via quietschehamburger)

  • gegenrevolutionaerin:

    hier möchte ich mich offiziell für coldmirrors existenz bedanken.

    danke, kaddis eltern. danke, dass ihr ungeschützt sex hattet.

    (via quietschehamburger)

  • kaltspiegel:




    mona. 15. bi. dont ask me for photo edits like this because i wont do them. i do what i want. i smoke weed dont fuckin judge me. 

    … Skrillex?

    Give it a little colour and this could be kaltspiegel with glasses. xD

    ehehe :D

    ey… warte… haste mich grade ernsthaft mit der Mona Lisa verglichen?! ~<3

    (Quelle: skrillexation, via quietschehamburger)

  • tom-and-ben:

    Weil heute “Speak Your Language Day” ist, dachte ich, dass dieser Brilliant des Fandoms noch mal gepostet werden muss. 

  • (Quelle: youtube.com, via vablatsky)

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